Good morrow gents and ladies!
My name is Jeffrey, well at least it is now.
I am a 25 year old giant spider originally hailing from Michigan.
my father was Jewish, but my mother was Episcopalian; they divorced after my mother was stabbed by a macadamia nut scooper 32 times and lost the use of her fingers, eyes and power drill. After i graduated from college at Kent state, I legally changed my name to Jeffrey.
i mostly hold odd jobs that further my exploration of the world and all its regions. currently i am a night shift security guard at a sponge on a rope company.
i really like to protect people, and I'm darn good at it too, cause lets face it-who's gonna f+ck with a giant poisonous spider!?
like just a few days ago, Jim was being a fat pouch and tried to hit Matt with a towel. i bit his foot and caused him considerable pain! he staggered away, cursing my name. hahaha...that jerk. then i did it again a day or two later! he never learns...someday i will leave my egg sack inside his esophagus.
i have included a picture of myself, in case anyone wants to see how incredibly balls to the walls i am.
till i post again!
-Jeffrey Twickenham Jr.
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